Food for thought

Hector was telling me - in one of our rare converstions - that the final straw for him was when his wife - old whatsername - told him what she was going to get him for his birthday: a colonic irrigation. Can you believe that: she was going to pay for him to have a good clean-out.
When he protested, she said, "Well, you are an anal-retentive and I thought it might do you a power of good."
The cheek of it, eh! But that's women for you. As I have said before, what a man needs is a good chum.