BOO!

I would like to thank all those people who have sent cards, ‘get well’ messages and (in one case) flowers!
And to those that haven’t – up yours.

I would also like to contradict reports in certain newspapers that I am going to sue the St Moritz Tobogganing Club.

Not true. I accept full responsibility for what happened.

When one embarks on the Cresta Run one is given a full breakdown (bad choice of words) on the dangers attached thereto.

They even told me about that poor chap who hit a marker post and lost a foot. They found it, buried in the snow, but it was too late to stitch it on again. It did not deter him. In fact 'Shorty' is now one of the club's most popular members - along with 'Lefty', 'Squinty' and'Fingers'.

One good thing though: I ‘went out’ at Shuttlecock, and this entitles me to become a member of the Shuttlecock Club and wear a Shuttlecock tie.
I don’t normally wear a tie but perhaps I could use this one to hold my trousers up. How’s that for style?

I have been doing a bit of browsing and here are some blogs I have come across:


www.sparrowchat.blogspot.com
www.littlepenguinsteps.blogspot.com
www.skeptico.blogspot.com
www.effectwithoutcause.blogspot.com


They do witter on a bit, but when you’ve got nothing to do you will read anything.