9.55 on a cold and froggy morning

She wrote, "I will love you 'till the snow on this Christmas card melts."

Course we get some pretty mild winters in these parts.

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I wonder why there are no Hindu fundementalists. Have they nothing to get pissed off about?


Come to think of it - has no one asked the Moslem fundementalists: Okay, lads. Just who are you pissed off with? And why?

Of course, the Hindus used to be pissed of with the Moslems - but since the Moslems moved to Pakistan perhaps the Hindus are quite happy.

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Everything is 'sort of'...

Did you have a lot to drink last night?

Sort of.
Is your head hurting?
Sort of.
Do you fancy sex?

Sort of.

 Life is 'sort of'...