The wisdom of the East?

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Let's blame the Americans,
Let's bash the Yanks -
Just look what they are doing
With their warplanes and their tanks!

It's not as if it's Germany
In nineteen forty four -
'Cos then they were on our side,
Helping us win the war.

Nagassaki and Hiroshima?
We didn't cause a fuss,
The Americans were our allies,
Finishing off for us.

But isn't it amazing
How soon we can forget,
Now that we're multicultural,
And politically correct!

And the Yankee Carpetbaggers
(or so I understands)
Are foisting their 'democracy'
On Middle Eastern lands.

Ancient civilisations,
Old as the desert sands,
With traditions like public stonings
And the chopping off of hands.

Where women know their place,
And are thankful for their lot,
And men are lords and masters -
And Mohamed knows what's what.

But look! Here comes more trouble,
A Middle Eastern crisis,
We're in danger from attack again -
This time it's bloody ISIS.

So come on Yanks, get cracking
With your missile strikes and stuff,
This time we'll even lend a hand -
If things get bad enough.