ELECTION - latest news

For those of you who live in foreign lands, and may not have heard, we in Britain are having a General Election in May.


There is no truth in the rumour that a team of observers from Afghanistan will be sent over to see the election is conducted fairly.

The latest poll suggests that there will be a coalition comprising: Green, UKIP and Monster Raving Looney parties.

At a dinner in London last night, David Cameron said, 'They didn't give us many peas, did they!'


This blog, in keeping with its hard-hitting yet neutral political stance, will be keeping you updated on the latest election news.