Friday, May 02, 2008

I CAN PUT IT BEHIND ME NOW

You may be wondering why I don’t mention some of the characters whose doings have featured in these pages over the years.
The reason is I want to put all of that behind me and start anew.

They say everyone comes with baggage – well now I am travelling light.

Yes, I have been disrespected, mistreated, abused. But I hold no grudges (though I still bear the scars – hopefully these will heal over time).

Unfortunately, there are certain others who are not prepared to ‘bury the past’ - that is why I am unable to reveal my exact location at this juncture. But I am hoping that soon I shall be able to step out of the shadows and into the spotlight.

Meanwhile, I am turning my mind to more serious subjects than I have in the past. This is all part of the new life I am forging out of the flames of the old.

It is the local elections in this place (which shall – for the moment – be nameless) and I am going to put my cross in the appropriate box. I have given the matter some consideration, and I am going to vote for the woman. She looks the most attractive of the bunch.

I predict that the Conservatives will get nearly 50% of the vote.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So there you are, you little blogger.

How come you bin bonking off from my homeland and the pleasant apartment in downtown Stockholm what my brother Sven is finding for you and for which you have only share bathroom with one other person namely nice lady dancer with the snakes. Eh? You ungrateful sod.

Only son Sydney is staying though – he knowing which side of the bread is the butter, as you say in your stupid country.

Your behavioural is being such as I am thinking perhaps you are wrong in the head department, biting off the hand which is feeding you (see how well am learning English idiomatics).

My brother Sven is being livid over what you done. He has confided in little sister that you owe him considerable money and believe me Sven don’t go letting off lightly them who has tried make him look right twat in eyes of friends in world of porno and such.

So watch out. Sven have some pretty nasty buddies who would enjoy little trip on north sea ferries for sea air to invigorate lungs and at same time getting back certain items to return to righteous owner and opportunity to ajust facial features of person who is taking them.

A well wisher.