Flak - I look up in dictionary (which you kindly purchase for me many years ago) and it tell me means anti-aircraft fire. And that it is abbreviation of German word Fliegerabwerkanone. Well, since it unlikely you been flying over Germany and thus attracting the anti-aircraft fire, I look further and see it can also mean strong criticism.

So I am sorry you have been attracting strong criticism. From who  might this have been coming- this strong criticism - and what might be its content?

But we can open the stable door on that one when next we meet, which should be soon. As I will be telling you.

The reason I am delaying in responding to you is that Dave's computer has been dysfunctional. He takes it to people he calls techies at university and they fix it. But when he bring back he look at me with funny look. And he say - techies tell me there was nasty virus on laptop.

I say to him - Well, have you been typing with the toes? This is meant as joke but he does not laugh.

He says - Have you perhaps been viewing the pornographic websites what are infecting computer insides?

I say - I have not done such thing. I am hurt you should be asking.

He say - Sorry, but what with you having been in the trade and that...

I reply, full of indignity - Listen buster, I seen (and done) all them things for real, being in the flesh so speaking. For me to be watching videos is to be like eating sweets with wrappers on.

Well, he apologise,  and so I tell him about all the misfortunes what are being thrust upon you in recent times.

 And he say - Listen, I got idea. Why not you invite George around here, then desire could be satiated

But I tell him - How dare you. My Georgie is moral man and would not take part in threesome.

Now is his time to look hurt - Oh no, he say, no way am I suggesting threesome. Thing is, I am taking some students on field trip and will be away for a week, during which time you may avail yourselves of my flat.

Now is not that good news, Georgie? Because I am sure a visit here will improve spirits. For have I not told you often times that what you need is the love of a good woman, or me!

Anyways, there is more to say but I wish to get this posted as quickly as may be possible in case you go looking for cardigan with pockets. ( But if you do, I think blue would suit you! - little joke... take not notice).

Now write back quickly then I know you forgive Anna.

Love from a good woman (Me)