Shakespeare was wrong

If "all the world's a stage" - when am I going to get a bleedin' part?

Things are going from bad to worse. I have had my scooter stolen; from an ancient Priory, would you believe. Is nothing sacred? I was absorbing the culture while someone was nicking my machine.

I have reported it to the police, and to my insurance company. If I don't get it back in 21 days they will pay a settlement figure.

I have another motor-bike, but the weather has been so cold of late that I have not been out on it. Well, I am turned 48 now, so I have to take care of myself.

Georgina is back. And she has picked up some pretty filthy habbits while she's been away. But more of that next time.

In the saddle

George