I have just found out what bugger means. It is worse than saying fuck. Fuck is normal healthy activity between man and woman. But bugger is awful practice for which city of Sodom was being knocked to ground by God.

I have not anything against the homosexual – I am not calling such person queer like ignorant people do. They cannot help being way they are. I know many such persons in porn industry though me and my brother and Gregor and Olaf (the pharmacist) make only clean porn videos employing heterosexual persons - all consenting and over age of 18. Respectable, and all up front. So you could show grandma – providing she has inquiring mind.

Anyway, enough of the chitty chat. I am so glad you are well, my sweetie, and the harassment all cleared up. So you can put it behind you now? I have not had recent telephone from brother Sven and so do not know where he (and Wilfred) is at the time. Maybe they will stay and make life for themselves in this place Chingford, where they have skin-head member for parliament.

Now to do with massage parlour. Here in Sweden we have special rates, mid week (Wednesday), for the older person. Also, from sometimes special offer. Like the buy one get one free, of the supermarket type.

This word autoeroticism I cannot find in dictionary. Is this English slang name for wank?


Oh how I laugh when I hear my Georgie was going to recruit into Rikskriminalpolisen Although he could snap the handcuffs on Anna any time. Actually you can get policeman uniform in adult shop plus dress for slutty woman (which I am not) and we could play game where you are arresting me for sinful activities. This could be such fun, yes?

Oh, how is probem piles? (I liked poem). We in Sweden have fine ointment which is XYLOPROCT. Maybe you can obtain this on your Nation Health Service?

It is good to know you saving best of self for Anna but essential you look after back of body too.

Looking forward to time we are sharing intimate thoughts and feelings face to face, or similar. Also bodily fluids.



Yours longingly

Anna