Where there's a will

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My sweet Anna

When you were talking about what God did to those citizens of Sodom it made me think. I mean I am not condoning that sort of behaviour, certainly not, but sometimes it can be quite tricky to know exactly what God wants. I suppose that is why we have to have a Holy Book, or three, where ‘God’s Will’ has been written down. But even they can be confusing because they seem to contradict themselves so much. And that, of course, is why we need priests, ayatollahs and such like: to interpret God’s Will.

The Taliban knows what ‘God’s Will’ is. I was reading in the Independent (It’s a newspaper) that they are “… running a school for suicide bombers” where boys as young as nine are trained to “fight jihad” (all kids need motivation). As one Taliban commander put it “Children are tools to achieve God’s will.”

One might might ask, if God is omnipotent, could he not achieve His will himself, without the help of child suicide bombers? But this is probably being picky, and just shows an ignorance of religious matters.

I wonder if God got any children to help him achieve His will with them poor buggers in Sodom? Probably not - I think that would have been inappropriate.

But I am digressing.

How are you? What are you doing with yourself now that you no longer work in the ‘sweat shop’ and your creative director of the porn movie is now cooling his heels in Chingford? Whatever, just remember to keep having those ‘checks up’. I want my Anna to be in pristine condition when we finally meet.

Yes, I use the XYLOPROCT, it is indeed a fine preparation.

The IBS has been a bit of a nuisance this past week. In fact I have written a little verse, but I will save for a later date.

But I am getting pretty fed-up with this problem and so I am going to change my diet, also try a period without alcohol. I don’t drink that much, as you know, but perhaps if I give it up altogether – say for a week – then I can see if it makes a difference.


Yes, you are quite right about 'autoeroticism'

And the policeman game sounds fun. In fact I can think of a few variations on the theme.

I am missing you very much, and I was wondering if you could post a recent photograph of yourself on the blog? No - I don’t mean of your bits and pieces – head and shoulders would be very nice. I know you are shy, so it’s okay if you don’t want to.

Love

George