Tuesday, July 15, 2014

And now for something completely different

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The Giant Mole of Urmston

Down, down, down in the earth,
Burrowing, burrowing for all its worth,
The Giant Mole of Urmston is heading this way –
It’ll be under your house by the end of the day –
And then you’ll regret the life you have led,
As the roof comes crashing down on your head,
And you fall in a hole like the pit of Hell,
Gasping for air in the sulphurous  smell.

For though in this life you think you’re a winner,

You could end up as a giant mole’s dinner.

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