Dearest Georgie.

It is with great joy that I read the words which are coming up on my computer screen from your far away septic isle.

I cannot tell you how much I fear getting news you are in some Insensitive Care Unit in one of your National Health Hospitals what breed super bug MRSA. What is it with you people who once conquered world and now cannot stop the spread of bugs in place where people suppose go to get better?

And another thing. This therapist what the aforesaid National Health People is providing so. please tell me she is English. Now this is not racist – so let us not get into such murky waters – but how can person from hot land (which I know mainly staff your hospitals) understand the subtle brain problems what people like you have. I mean no disrespect, but feelings and emotions are very difficult to communicate when culture is different.

Like I will give you a for instance. These foreign people have great big families what all live together. They do not enjoy social mobility (how’s that for technical term, eh?) like what we in West do. So maybe they have old mother, or even ancient grannie living in same room with them. So how can they understand when you say, I need to shove my mother into home or else I will go mad because she is so stressing me out man, and this why I am taking the Valium and maybe overdose on it before long - if I don’t do old cow in before this. How can they understand what is essential cultural difference, eh? How can they understand that your mental condition is being caused by family, when they hold ancients in such high regards?

I am sorry to go on to such lengths on this sad topic and so… now for some Good news!

Sven has given up of himself. He says prison better than living outside in this dangerous society which is England in the twenty first century. (Even as boy he was softie).

Anyway he goes to police station and says he wants to handle himself in. And though he expect to be taken to cell and beaten with truncheons, this does not happen. Instead he is given cup of tea and told he is naughty boy! Can you imagine?

Then head policeman come in and say they going to deport him, which is fine by Sven. But when he ask can he have his videos back, head policeman says – Don’t push your luck son. (This policeman not old enough to be Sven’s father but it seems this is term of endearment often used by British police towards persons in their care.)

Also policeman says videos needed for evidence so are at present safely locked up in his house. He also ask my brother if he have other similar type video. Sven tells him he does not but that you have six.
But do not worry, Sven don’t give policeman your address (because he do not know it), he just give him your name. So no worries there then.

Oh, and in case you wondering about Big Winston, he does not give up of himself because he have steady, respectful job as bouncing man at nightclub in Purley.

I advise you should keep away from this place Purley because Sven tell him many unkind things about you, and Winston is very fond of my brother. In fact he want to share home with Sven and very upset when Sven leave him to go to police station. But my brother promise to keep in touch and say he will invite Winston over when he get job and somewhere to live. Sven is giving up the porn business, he say everyone at it now, amateurs what put videos for free on internet is killing the industry.

Anyway I say to my brother – okay, fine, you come back, but do not think you are living with big sister. I live only in small flat now with one bedroom, and no you cannot sleep on living room floor because I like to entertain gentlemen sometime (as I tell you Georgie, no relationships – just the sex) and a brother would be in way.

But let us not dwell on such matters. Let us talk only of me and you, my displaced across the sea lover, and dream about the time when we are coupled once more. Oh, and do not be thinking what I say to Sven applies to you. No, when you come over such gentlemen as may be accessing me at the time will be told to sling their hook. (I remember that saying from when Georgina tell you to do the same).

Do not leave it so long this time.

Your Anna