Oh My Georgie. I am feeling compelling to write again so quickly because I see on the television about those three Moslem extremities who seek to blow up the airplanes. Good for the MI5 people who catch them with trousers down, making their bombs in quiet English street (such as could be in Chingford or Hackney) and I bet they also on Social Securities – the scroungers.

As I look at ugly mugs on the television I think how they managing to do such a thing? They look halfwits! Like they just escaped from lunatic bin asylum, and could not blow up football, even.

Anyway they now will be bunged up in chokey for which they deserve. Only problem being there still others in the Pakistan who will try to do same. And Afghanistan. What a shithole. No wonder they are pissed off living in dump like that with only goats and sand - which get in all their crevices and make them itch like fuck (serves em right). They just jealous of us, that is what I think. Even though stupid man in frock who make video is banging on about what Britain has done to him and his fellow Moslems. Get a life buster – I shout at the television set. Of course he will get life now! Little joke to lighten mood, eh?

As you know, I am not racist - I have romanced with men of all shades and hues – and I believe everyone entitled to their religions, however stupid and backwards. But not when this causing them become making bombs in plastic bottles to blow up airplanes. No way is this excusable.

Seriously Georgie, I am worried for your safety because
your tiny island do seem to be getting on tits of lots of sandy countries. Even though Mr Brown seem jolly nice chap – despite peculiar facial problem.

Now we in Sweden just mind own business. We don’t invade anybody. Keep the low profile, like the gnomes of Switzerland. (Though we do not make those bloody silly cuckoo clocks). And we control the immigration. Which is where you make mistake by not doing.

Also you too soft with all these people you let in. For one thing you should be like French and not allow them wear that burkha thing where you can’t see face and don’t know if they man or woman – or what they got tucked up their skirt.

Anyway I think it best you do not use airlines for the future. Except you might be safe on Pakistani Airline – do they have one?

I think I will have to come over there to take personal care of you. Luckily we two are only a train ride apart, living in civilised part of world as we do.

Anyway, do not get too paranoid. I have every faith in your MI5 to keep lid on things – and kick many more hairy arses into the can.

I am not political person, leaving this to others who know more about such things. Each to his own trade, is what I say. After all, you would not expect Mr Brown to be able make porn film (would probably be bloody boring if he did)

Keep yourself safe for Anna