Thursday, March 11, 2010

Whatever will next be happening in this strange country of the British Isles? This is what I ask of myself. Well, no, I ask Brian first because he it is who tells me of incident on late night bus.

Brian is driving last bus of night and looking forward to end of shift and returning home to delicious meal Anna have prepared for him. (This night was the pizza, delivered fresh by man on moped from ‘Pete’s Pizzas’ – with salad I make myself). Well, Brian happen to glance into mirror which is for safety reasons in keeping eye on passengers and making sure they are not breaking rules of bus company by smoking illegal cigarette or perhaps eating traditional British unhealthy meal of large packet of the greasy fish and chips, which stink out bus and have cleaners complaining to supervisor. Anyways, you may imagine surprise when he see two persons (male and female) indulging in sex act on rearmost seat of bus. (This is seat that go from one side of bus to other which make ideal for comfort while engaging in sexual act – not that I ever try this).



This is also to surprise, but great interest of only other passenger which is clerical gentleman, (perhaps vicar because he is wearing what you call the dog-collar). Brian is very considerate man but at same time has job to do. So he keep glancing in mirror until he think they finish. Then he stop bus. He give pause for the doing up of the clothing on these two, then he get out of his seat and go down bus, asking them in kindly manner if they aware of regulation which forbids the shagging on bus. The young man say -no, he is not aware of such rule. And woman retort – we’re in love, mate. Innit! Brian tells me that as he hear these words, tears come into his eyes as he is remembering Winston whom is now doing her Majesty’s pleasure. So he say - okay, but do not do this thing again on public transport
They thank him for his understanding (and also apologise to clerical gentleman who has missed his stop.) As they get off bus the youth deposit condom (which he has now finished with) in used-ticket box. Brian say this shows respect for keeping streets litter-free, but will get not please cleaners of bus.

I do not know why you worry so about money you owe to Sven. Do I not tell you Sven has said he no longer wants money since it is tainted with smell of sex?

I am sure all this thinking about death is not good for you, Georgie. I do not think about death because it is what happens to other people. Why do you not think about the living people – especially Anna and George? We got so much living to do, eh? Which is reminding me to say that if Freddie is at conference can you not persuade little Indian doctor to allow visit from Anna? You could say this would be most beneficial for recovery of yourself, especially if we could have time alone – say if private room – to discuss financial matters which cause you worry. Perhaps you tell him that if he do this good deed he jump up one caste in next life.

I do not know what you talk about with these little wooden dolls, nesting each inside of the other. Are you taking your medication?
Cannot wait to hear good news for visit.

Excited Anna

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Sex on a bus, with a cleric watching. Now that sounds like fun.